Editorial: Entertainment News - Publication: UK Sun 06-07
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Lindsay’s Burn Book
Its seems to be a case of art imitating life for fallen
starlet Lindsay Lohan. Just like her character
Cady Heron in the film Mean Girls, Lindsay has
started her own Burn Book.
Yet unlike her on screen character Cady, who made
detailed profiles about the other girls in her fictitious school, in the “Burn
Book,” Lindsay is instead bitching about fellow actresses.
According to a source close to the
starlet, Lohan liked to look at the book in the company of friends,
while partying at home, reading out her comments an adding to them with the aid
of her bitchy pals.
The insider claims Lindsay kept
record of every slight she received at the hands of other celebrities, and the
more she abused vices, the more arrogant she became.
“She would big note herself and put
down everyone else, it was really based on the drugs she was taking, she
was out of control, and her ego was soaring uncontrollably.”
The source claims Lilo had many
choice words for assorted celeb actresses, including the following,
"a flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress."
Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming, joke of
Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat and has no
Simpson "can't sing and is dumb as (bleep)."
Sienna Miller is a "no-talent
Lohan is said to be at Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance , Utah . Sources say the wild child checked-in
during the weekend of August 4 to begin a minimum 30-day stint.
Lodge was named one of the country's top rehabs by Town
& Country magazine and costs about $30,000. The private facility
only accepts 16 residents at a time. The center is tucked away in the hills of Sundance , Utah .
to it's Web site, the Lodge is unique in its treatment for drug abusers by
individualizing programs for each patient. Lindsay's court date for DUI charges
is set for Friday, Aug. 24.
Kfed' And Brit’s Hidden War
While ex wife Britney Spears resurrects her career and her reputation ex hubby rapper Kevin Federline is still embroiled in a secret custody
battle with the reformed starlet.
Insiders say that Britney’s aggressive tactics to catch out
Federline as a neglectful parent andgain full time custody have led
him to secretly move from his former home in Tarzana in the San Fernando Valley .
According to sources Britney is determined to win her
kids back full time and is pulling out all stops, including hiring
a team of private investigators to watch and follow Federline.
“ Kevin is now getting very serious with girlfriend Alison
and has moved in with her. They are keen to start functioning as a family and
want to escape Britney’s controlling ways.”
“Kevin is always watched both when he is with his kids
and when he’s out with friends. When he went to Vegas just weeks ago, he had a
private investigator tailing him the whole time, trying to get evidence that
would undermine Kevin’s rep as a fit Dad.”
Federline and a group of around 15 close friends celebrated
his move to a new house just miles from his former home in Coldwater Canyon on
Just last week, Kfed and his new girl were spotted for
furniture in the San Fernando Valley . The smitten couple are now setting up at
their new home after Kfed recently moved from his upscale five bedroom rented
mansion in the plush suburb of Tarzana.
The pair were first spotted in the yard outside Kfed's home
back in April of this year, though they have been secretly dating for several
The pair were first spotted in the yard outside Kfed's home
back in April of this year, though they have been secretly dating for several
Drew Likes It Both Ways
While she's been spotted out of late with toyboy actor Colin Hanks, it seems Drew Barrymoore has a penchant
for girls too.
Insiders say Drew and film producer pal Nancy Juvonen
ar more than just pals, and have enjoyed an on again off again romantic relationship
for over five years.
Drew and nancy are also business partners who own a
production company called Flower Filmswhich they fomed after meeting on the set
of the original Charlies Angels movie back in 2000.
In addition to their day to day interractions, at their Beverly Hills offices, the child-actress turned movie
star and producer has been spotted out regularly with girlfriend Nancy.
Since first meeting back in 2000, the loved up pair have
enjoyed vacations in Mexico, Hawaii, and Europe and worked on various international projects
together, including Music And Lyrics in London, Fever Pitch in the Phillipines and 50 Firsy Dates in the US.
Just a week agao, Drew hosted an 80's prom-themed
birthday party for Nancy Juvonen at her home in Los
Angeles. Drew treated guests like Courtney Love, Jimmy Fallon, Ricki Lake, Kathy Griffin, and Michael
Vartan to prom photos upon their arrival. The 70's prom theme Sixteen Candles was played on loop, and a long haired
DJ played assorted seventies hair band rock.
Sources at the party revealed guests dressed in theme in
cheesy stin tuxedos and outrageous gowns form the seventies era. While Drew's
other bosom bud Cameron Diaz didnt make it due to
promotional commitments for the movie Shrek 3 in Australia,
Drew sought comfort in the arms of pal Nancy.
"They were having an outgrageous time," a source
reveals. "They snuck of to smoke what appeared o be several joints while
dinking vodka from a bottle. They then stripped off and were sitting in a hot tub making out, they were full on mouth kissing, it
was outrageous." the insider revealed.
According to an insider Drew and Nancy enjoy a
bizarre relationship that has endured."Drew and Nancy are very into one
another, Nancy has been everything to her, she is eight years older
than Drew and has been like an older sister, mentor and lover.
They have a great rapport which has endured Drew's full time
relationships with men over the years, they will always be there for one
Beckhams Decorate LA Home
Despite already having spent $22 million on their new
Beverly Hills mansion, Victoria and David Beckham have invested a further
$500,000 decorating their Los Angeles home.
According to insiders, David has given the nod to Victoria
has to appoint an LA based interior designer to completely overhaul their new
six bedroom home home, with new color schemes, furnishings and an elaborate
home entertainment system.
The source claims, that much of the home will follow a
traditional Spanish Villa feel, wih most of the home's furniture from their
current residence in Madrid being shipped over
for the new home.
"david wants to replicate their bedroom in Madrid and they also want a nice lush garden, so
there's some outdoor landscaping work that will be done. They're thinking of an
outdoor Pagoda where they can enjoy outdoor dinners and lunches for guests and
really enjoy the LA summer."
The source claims that the home's kitchen has undergobe
rnovations, while murals painted in the rooms of boys Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz
have also been verey expensive."Victoria has spared no expense to ensure
they will be comfortable, she really wants this to be a true home for the whole
Paris Camping Out for Jail?
The latest in Paris ilton's
impending jail term has seen an Arizona jail
warden offer his tent styled prison as an alternative venuw should she get off
due to the overcrowded US system.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has suggested the possibility of housing Paris Hilton in Tent City, his notoriously bare bones jail
facility, which doesn't even have air conditioning.
The inmates sleep in tents on bunks, making the cost of
running Tent City incredibly low. Arpaio spoke
with L.A. County's chief of jails and made the offer as a creative solution to
avoid allowing the heiress to walk away from her sentence scot-free.
"I just made an offer," Arpaio said. "Instead
of reducing her sentence, which I feel is wrong, why not bring her over here?
We can incarcerate her here. She can do her time over
here." And according to the Maricopa County Sheriff's department, the Los
Angeles County Sheriff is considering the proposal.
"Oh, I'd love to have her here," Arpaio said.
"Just another celebrity. Not that I'm a publicity hound, but I'd imagine
if I had her in these tents there'd be (publicity)."
Paris To Get Off?
Despite the gloomy forecast for heiress Paris
hilton an jail term, insiders say Paris will only
serve a few days due to overcrowding.
According to sources at the Century Regional
Detention Facilty. Paris islikely to avoid
the torturous sentence that been so heavily publicized since her hearinjg
last Friday for breaching parole conditions.
The insider claims that even if Paris does pay a visit to the 2200 strong facility, her
stay will be relatively short and pleasant.
Not only will she be housed in an “isolated
pod,” for “special needs,” prisoners such as ex policeman and government
officials, but she will also receive extended leisure periods of up to two
hours a day, and have no work detail; whatsoever.
Reports about Paris being accosted by gangs of aggressive lesbians while showering are also false,
says the source." Paris will be
enclosed in a pod that will isolate her from other prisoners, it is low risk
“Lost star Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to
thirty days for a similar offence in Hawaii , but
spent two hours in jail. For Paris it will be
similar, there’s very little chance of her going to jail,” the source claimed.
Robbie Attacked by Goodfella
Former Take That singer Robbie Williams faced the wrath of
neighbor Joe Pesci after several of Robbi'e mates
parked outside Pesci's home while Rob hosted a recent football match on his
Sources at the game, say a furious Pesci stormed over to
Robbie's home brandishing a golf club and
threatening to batter Rob with it unless he had all the cars romved from
outside Pesci's home.
According to an insider, "Pesci scaled a fence with a
ladder and literally approached Robbie as he was playing, waving a golf club in the air and swininging it round, it was
bizarre, like something out of a comedy film."
"He was acting like a madman, borderline opsychiotic
screaming sweating and waving the club around, it was insane, Rob was quite
nervous and had to move away several times as Pesci swung the club at
The sources claims that Pesci was full of threats barking,
"Which one of you mother****ers blocked my drive? If you don't move in 30
seconds, I'm gonna smash your windscreen."
"We literally had to stop the gamje while Rob calmed
him down an found out who owned the cars parked outside his home. hat whole
process took about thirty minutes, so we had a break then got back to the game
Dances Herself Thin
Popette Britney Spears is finally getting her fitness
level back on track and is hoping to “dance herself thin,” at a Malibu dance school.
say Brit has already been doing cardio work with the assistance of a trainer at
her Malibu property, but is keen to get back to
what she knows best, dancing, as a means to lose weight and get back in shape.
to an insider, “ since she was a mousketeer, Britney has always danced to get
fit , she’ lioves music and dancing and feels its in her blood to dance,
whereas jogging and other gym oriented routines are just tedious for her.”
to the insider, Brit will book three sessions a week at Malibu Cross Creek dance studio. She is commence sessions on October 10 and will be
dancing with four dancers, two male and two female, who she has previously used
Paris And Stavros Birthday Binge
Hosting her boyfriend’s second
birthday party in wek, Paris Hilton set tongues
wagging when she refused to leave Las Vegas Club
Tao, despite a mysterious recurring nosebleed.
Hilton serenaded her Greek heir
boyfriend with several karaoke styled songs throughout the night, prior to her
mysterious bleeding nose, which had many theorizing as to its connection with
In addition to singing for Stavros,
Paris also gave him several lap dances throughout the night and even made out
with other women in front of him. Witnesses claim Paris put on quite a show, unleashing her penchant for role play.
As the party, champagne and vodka
overflowed, so too did Paris nose bleed.
According to a witness, “it was gross, she just kept wiping it away with a
tissue but it kept bleeding, “ at one point it was all over her arm, and it
started rubbing on other people.”
Insiders claim Stavros became
annoyed at Paris ’ apparent disregard for her
condition, and tensions reached boiling point when he insisted she leave the
lub and tend to it in the privacy of her room.
“They were screaming at one another, Paris yelling ‘You don’t appreciate me.” Insiders
say Stavros himself left club Tao, just minutes after Paris , meeting her at
their shared room at the Belagio Hotel Casino. There for just under an hour
alone, the pair then invited several friends to the penthouse suite to resume
the party, which sources say continued until the early hours.
A few days earlier, on April 19, Paris threw a surprise birthday party for Stavros at her
Hollywood Hills mansion. Revelers included: Nicky Hilton, Kevin Connolly, Brett
Ratner, Milla Jovovich, Vincent
Gallo, Elisha Cuthbert, Kimberly Stewart,
Jon Alagem, David Katzenberg, Brody Jenner, Andy Milonakis, Casey Johnson and
Paris recently renovated her
home, which she jokingly dubbed Club Paris, and many of her friends saw the
finished product for the first time Monday.Around midnight, Courtney Love made a surprise appearance, accompanied
by Billy Corgan and a female drummer.
Love was dressed in all black,
wearing strappy, diamond-covered heels, and her hair adorned with decorative
fabric. At 1:30 A.M., various revelers jumped in the pool, including
Stavros - clad in his boxers - and Paris (who
went swimming in her dress).
Cruise Press Junket Surprise
Despite canceling all
press conference obligations upon the birth of daughter Siri just a day ago,
workaholic MI3 star Tom Cruise surprised all at a press meeting for
international media on Wednesday afternoon at Beverly
Hills Four Seasons Hotel.
Cruise made the unexpected
appearance at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills where he addressed a large gathering of print and electronic media outlets from Europe, including new teams from Holland , Italy Germany and Spain .
Despite stern warning
from Cruise handlers that they weren’t to broach any personal questions,
several shrewd European reporters extracted some key information about
One German reporter was
ejected from the conference after directly asking “ how is the baby,” yet after
being confronted by a Dutch reporter baring gifts for Siri, Cruise thanked her,
commenting“ Katie and Siri are in good health. Siri looks just like her mom,
she has dark hair.”
Cruise also confided that he
would not be taking any time off in the near future, and aimed to fulfill his
MI3 promotional commitments worldwide. “I will be traveling with the whole
family,” he revealed.
In further unexpected Siri
gushing, Cruise also mentioned he surprised how calm and peaceful the
baby was. Asked what key lessons he hoped to teach his daughter, he responded
“Siri will teach me more than I will ever be able to teach her.”
The press conference started
at 11am on Wednesday April 20, yet Cruise didn’t arrive until 1pm, cutting
short several interviews and speaking only to reporters from different European
Written by Craig Stephens